Make Any Bad Beauty Moves This Weekend?

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Went to the county fair yesterday. Got a henna tattoo á la Rihanna on my hand and a couple of Cadillac margaritas. Guess which decision is filling me with regret today?

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DISCUSSION

I tried a smokey eye. I have small eyes. Smokey small eyes are not a great look, it turns out. I don’t have enough eyelid real estate to warrant shadows of that level.

I thought I looked ok in the hotel mirror, but all photos of me indicated otherwise.