Let's Talk About Beauty Products. I'll Go First.

Last week one of you brilliant readers suggested we create a space on this site for chatting about all of our makeups and hair craps. Here is that space! Every Monday, we’d love to hear about your weekend trips to Sephora, party makeup fails, broken compacts and any other beauty-related nonsense you’d like to share.

For example: On Friday my friend Suzanne was wearing the most flattering light tawny brown eyeshadow. Okay, it was maybe kind of peachy? But more brown than peach. Very subtle and warm. I assumed it was from the Smashbox Full Exposure Palette but that bitch said it was NYX! It’s the third one from the left here and the whole damn palette is like seven bucks. The nerve of some people.

Let her rip in the comments!

Artwork by Jim Cooke.