This week’s roundup of hot junk that’s on sale is brought to you Eudora Peterson. Oh yeah.
Platform, $239.95 (was $249.95) I’m tired of seeing every city person in those navy and forest green Stan Smiths, so here’s my plan for the city people: come up with some new color combos, or wear these french fry shoes.
This seems like a nice opportunity for me to express how much I hate cell phone wallets. Specifically Target cell phone wallets. Even more specifically, the fact that apparently EVERY WALLET AT TARGET is a cell phone wallet, some dinky little coin purse thing that’s not going to hold all my crap, or something that looks cute but has no possible way to attach my keys.
I can’t tell if that one does, but most of them seem to have these fugly holes on the outside for your phone so that you can’t pretend it’s just a normal wallet. And as a person who A) doesn’t have an iPhone and B) doesn’t see any reason to combine these two things into one in the first place unless you’re going out all the time and just want the one thing, in which case carry a goddamn clutch, I do not like it. I do not like it at all.
Anyway, this has been my daily rant. (And I found a wallet that works for me, so it’s all good now.)