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Now that Halloween is upon us, a bunch of weird, so-called “Halloween” items are on sale. Let’s make fun of them and then secretly buy them anyway.

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Unicorn Mask, $21.99 (was $32) This is pretty nice, you gotta admit.

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Halloween Black Feathers Cape, $10.15 (was $14.50) Don’t mind if I do.

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Pophead, $13.99 (was $19.99) What. The accessories are also on sale.

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Pumpkin Place Cards, $3.46 (were $5) Use these for Thanksgiving. We’ll never tell.

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Bottle of Blood, $7.99 (was $10.79) A steal at twice the price.

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Marble Box with Brass Raven’s Skull, $29.99 (was $39) I don’t know about you, but this seems like more of a Valentine’s Day item to me.

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Halloween Evil Eyes Sneakers, $31.50 (were $45) These are actually cute.

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Halloween Lace Peephole Catsuit, $47 (was $63) What on earth is Halloween about this? Doesn’t matter; buying anyway.

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EZN Shaking Pudding Hair Color, $16 What is this and why is it in the Halloween department and why isn’t it on sale? Someone get to the bottom of this great mystery?


Contact the author at jane.marie@jezebel.com.

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