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Deep Cuts: Taking Our Chances

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Welcome back to Deep Cuts. Please buy this hot junk that’s on sale so that we can’t.

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Ombré Five Piece Nail Polish Set, $13 (was $22) Um, four out of five could be considered “new,” guys. Check your work.

Doris Footbed Sandals, $24.99 A jerk at work who shall remain nameless has these and they are infuriatingly perfect.
Doris Footbed Sandals, $24.99 A jerk at work who shall remain nameless has these and they are infuriatingly perfect.
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Long Line Ribbed Henley T-Shirt, $14.99 (was $29.95) One reviewer writes: "NECKLINE TOOOO WIDE AND SUPER LOW." Good thing or bad thing?
Long Line Ribbed Henley T-Shirt, $14.99 (was $29.95) One reviewer writes: "NECKLINE TOOOO WIDE AND SUPER LOW." Good thing or bad thing?
Don't buy this shit. But it's a cute way to hang unframed art, right?
Don't buy this shit. But it's a cute way to hang unframed art, right?
Double Midi Ring, $10.50 (was $15) This is one of those rings you see on a cool lady and think, "How does she do it?"
Double Midi Ring, $10.50 (was $15) This is one of those rings you see on a cool lady and think, "How does she do it?"
Lyda Baby Flower-Embroidered Bib, $10 (was $16) It's probably not even worth ten dollars, BUT Barney's packaging is so nice, you're sure to impress everyone at the baby shower. We'll never tell.
Lyda Baby Flower-Embroidered Bib, $10 (was $16) It's probably not even worth ten dollars, BUT Barney's packaging is so nice, you're sure to impress everyone at the baby shower. We'll never tell.
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South Coast Joggers, $69.95 (were $128) To go with those jerk shoes.
South Coast Joggers, $69.95 (were $128) To go with those jerk shoes.
19th. Century Astrological Print "Seasons," $205.99 (was $595) I was kind of kidding with this at first, but it's growing on me.
19th. Century Astrological Print "Seasons," $205.99 (was $595) I was kind of kidding with this at first, but it's growing on me.
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DISCUSSION

I don’t get those ugly, thick, grandpa sandals. And women just buy them just because they’re in magazines, and some of them are very expensive. But they’re literally something grandparents have worn for decades.

I just wish people weren’t such zombies when it comes to fashion. Not everything that is “in” is cute or flattering.