Deep Cuts: How Did This Dolce & Gabbana Dress Get Made?

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Every Friday we round up some hot junk that’s on sale. Welcome to Deep Cuts.

Facelace Op-Art Festival Makeup Design, $11.10 (was $18.50) Untz, untz, untz, untz.

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Ugg Antora Patent Ballet Flat, $79.99 (were $110) You think I'm kidding, but have you ever tried these on? Then shut up. They are like warm hugs for your tootsies.
Ugg Antora Patent Ballet Flat, $79.99 (were $110) You think I'm kidding, but have you ever tried these on? Then shut up. They are like warm hugs for your tootsies.
Naked on the Run Palettte, $39 (was $54) This is actually a pretty good deal for what you get. Huh.
Naked on the Run Palettte, $39 (was $54) This is actually a pretty good deal for what you get. Huh.
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Sights to See Vegan Peach Purse, $19 (was $42) I want. It's the perfect mom purse. Just THINK of all the food and garbage one could store in there.
Sights to See Vegan Peach Purse, $19 (was $42) I want. It's the perfect mom purse. Just THINK of all the food and garbage one could store in there.
Smithsonian Oualata Earrings and Pendant, $19.99 & $89.99 (were $30 & $140) "Museum Provenance: The original early 20th-century gold necklace from Oualata, Mauritania, resides in the collections of our National Museum of African Art." Gorgeous.
Smithsonian Oualata Earrings and Pendant, $19.99 & $89.99 (were $30 & $140) "Museum Provenance: The original early 20th-century gold necklace from Oualata, Mauritania, resides in the collections of our National Museum of African Art." Gorgeous.
Strappy Button Midi Dress, $15 (was $45) Once this goes on, it's never coming off.
Strappy Button Midi Dress, $15 (was $45) Once this goes on, it's never coming off.
Faux Fur Mani/Pedi Lapdesk, $79 (was $89) Okay, so it's not a very good discount, but LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF MAGIC. ITS SPLENDOR CANNOT BE DENIED.
Faux Fur Mani/Pedi Lapdesk, $79 (was $89) Okay, so it's not a very good discount, but LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF MAGIC. ITS SPLENDOR CANNOT BE DENIED.
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Dolce & Gabbana Embellished Jacquard Dress, $3,601.50 (was $12,005) Um.
Dolce & Gabbana Embellished Jacquard Dress, $3,601.50 (was $12,005) Um.

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tupiniquim
Tupiniquim - Our spin is DEAD

Sweet baby Jesus what is this dress even? It looks like it was made by my permadrunk grandmother if she had the patience to sew.

And the mom purse seems to have a crucial flaw: thin straps that will dig into your shoulders and might tear from carrying the weight of all that food and garbage.

And brb, buying that palette NOW. I need that in my (giant mom) purse.