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Deep Cuts: Accept That It's Going to Be Very Cold Very Soon

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Welcome back to Deep Cuts. I’m taking over for Jane this week. This is my first Deep Cuts, so be kind. Or don’t. There is a 100% chance I’ll live either way.

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ASOS Club L Plus Elfie Holidays Sweater, $36 (was $72) It dipped into the low 50s last night in Los Angeles and I recently booked a December trip to New York, so I’m thinking a lot about cold weather. You’re definitely going to need a dumb holiday sweater at some point between now and December. They have a bunch of options, so run wild.

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Nike Element Half-Zip, $39.97 (was $65) You’re not going to quit exercising just because it’s cold right? Eh, you might. This also works as a layering piece.

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Sephora Collection Pro Kabuki Brush, #43, $25 (was $36) I hear that staying bronzed year-round is an important thing for some people. I imagine this can help with that.

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Zara Pompom Knit Hat, $5.99 I’ve been watching a lot of Ladies of London and those ladies have the chicest, most amazing winter wardrobes I’ve ever seen. They also wear hats that look like this a lot. I’m cheating a bit because I don’t know what this was marked down from, but it’s in the “special prices” section and, hello, it’s six bucks.

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West Elm Warmest Throw - Arrow Jacquard, $19 (was $39) Throws are great! You can always use a throw! Plus, the warmest throw? I’m sold.

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Carole Hochman Designs Cotton Pajamas, $41.40 (was $69) Personally, I’m not a huge fan of having my arms covered while sleeping so these are a beautiful compromise.

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Crock-Pot SCCPVP400-S 4-Qt. Smart-Pot Slow Cooker, $29.99 (was $49.99) Slow cookers have only recently come into my life and I have no clue how I ever functioned without one. This obviously has little to do with beauty or fashion, but you can roast meats all winter long! Don’t be mad, Jane.

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JCrew Metallic Gold Scoopback One-Piece Swimsuit, $34.99 (was $118) If you are a size six or ten please buy this swimsuit immediately and then, ideally, book a flight to some beach locale.

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Charles David ‘Katerina’ Over the Knee Boot, $209.98 (was $350) OH MY GOD ALL I WANT IN THIS WORLD RIGHT NOW ARE A PAIR OF OVER THE KNEE BOOTS BUT BUYING THEM WHILE I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES IS A LEVEL OF IMPRACTICALITY THAT EVEN I CAN’T JUSTIFY SO CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THESE AND LIVE A LIFE OF UNCOMFORTABLE SEXINESS FOR ME PLEASE?


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marillenbaum
Marillenbaum

Okay, so I need the pajamas and the elf sweater. Please bring them to my residence, where I will be eating mac and cheese and binge-watching Master of None while wearing sweatpants.