Every Friday we'll round up some hot junk that's on sale. Welcome to Deep Cuts.
, $11.37 (were $17.04) These have a totally dumb style name that I would not be caught dead typing out here but they are still pretty and would look great clutchin' dem tittays, am I right gals? House of Holland Nails [Update: What is with your pricing system, ASOS!? You're shifting things around by pennies! Do you work for the government?] , $29.95 (was $48) Did you forget to pierce your ears way too many times by yourself in the basement of the apartment your mom moved everyone (except dad!) into the summer after 8th grade? You're in luck! Claw & Chain Earring Set The Sartorialist Portrait Print , $15 (was $40!) You keep being like, "One day I'm going to start collecting art," and then you just keep sitting there not buying art, you know? Pretty soon your favorite bar story will be about that apartment you almost bought in Manhattan that excellent piece of art you could've gotten for $15 that one time. , $24 (were $40) Nothing makes you feel like a fancier traveller than a set of toiletry pouches. But feel free to keep using a disgusting Ziploc freezer bag, hag. Barneys New York Beauty Pouch Set , $16 (was $34) And it comes with a tube of their primer which is like eye makeup cement. I just wish their packaging wasn't so... Hollywood. (In Hollywood, they love metallic skulls almost as much as they love fedoras. Come to think of it, I'm surprised this metallic skull isn't Urban Decay Ammo Palette wearing a fedora.) Derek Lam Gold Skirt , $999 (was $3,990) LOL, JK! Ha. But it is 74% off. But no, JK. But that's a really huge markdown and the design is pretty classic but yeah, seriously JK big time... Right?