Video2/26/18Feb 26 20184Video2/26/18 VideoLady Bird in 60 SecondsJoanna Rothkopf22Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie,…
Feb 23 201832/23/18Jezebel Olympics Day 7: The Winners and the LosersJoanna Rothkopf7The past two weeks have been a triumph of the human spirit; a tour de force of arms, legs, mouths, and hands; a…
Video2/23/18Feb 23 20187Video2/23/18 VideoGet Out in 60 SecondsJoanna Rothkopf26Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie,…
Feb 22 201822/22/18Jezebel Olympics Day 6: Open a Beer Without a Bottle Opener and Chug It as Fast as You CanJoanna Rothkopf41Sure, cool girls drink beer. They drink it to feel drunk, they drink it because they like the taste (ooh, hoppy, one…
Video2/22/18Feb 22 20187Video2/22/18 VideoPhantom Thread in 60 SecondsJoanna Rothkopf27Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie,…
Feb 21 201832/21/18 Jezebel Olympics Day 5: Eat Buffalo Wings Without Ruining Your LipstickJoanna Rothkopf17The only thing cool girls love more than the big game is housing an order of two dozen buffalo wings and then…
Video2/21/18Feb 21 20183Video2/21/18 VideoCall Me By Your Name in 60 SecondsJoanna Rothkopf30Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie,…
Feb 20 201842/20/18Jezebel Olympics Day 4: How to Achieve the Best No-Makeup Makeup LookJoanna Rothkopf77The cool girl is able to look runway-ready exactly one instant out of rolling out of bed. She maintains a dewy glow,…
Video2/20/18Feb 20 20185Video2/20/18 VideoThe Shape of Water in 60 SecondsJoanna Rothkopf97Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie,…
Feb 16 2018162/16/18 Jezebel Olympics Day 3: Best 'Actually, I Get Along Better With Guys' MonologueJoanna Rothkopf101“I really like to fuck,” said Team Wings’s Julianne Escobedo Shepherd.
Feb 16 2018142/16/18How Friends of Trump Use Legal Hell to Silence WomenJoanna Rothkopf63Have you slept with Donald Trump? If so, and you’re interested in speaking publicly about it, an opaque web of legal…
Feb 15 201832/15/18Jezebel Olympics Day 2: Make Me Believe You Know About WhiskeyJoanna Rothkopf52“I really wanna taste the barrel,” said Team Beer’s Hazel Cills during Thursday’s Cool Girl Olympics challenge. “I…
Feb 14 201842/14/18Jezebel Olympics Day 1: Let's Remember Some SportsJoanna Rothkopf21“Oh wait, bobsleigh, bobSLEIGH!!!” cried Team Football’s Ellie Shechet as the timer ran out, solidifying a solid,…
Feb 14 2018Save2/14/18Welcome to Jezebel's Cool Girl OlympicsJoanna Rothkopf51Dun dun dun dunnnn dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnn! Welcome to the second biannual (that means every two years) Jezebel…
Feb 14 2018152/14/18Biggie, a Thick Pug With a Thicker Heart, Was RobbedJoanna Rothkopf70This week, a thick little boy trotted his way into our hearts, and then was ultimately denied the honor of…
Feb 13 2018122/13/18The Repeal of Net Neutrality Could Kill Independent PornJoanna Rothkopf49In December, the Federal Communications Commission voted to kill net neutrality, the policy that safeguards a free…
Feb 12 2018282/12/18 A Salute to Ice Dancing, Institutionalized Face-Sitting on SkatesJoanna Rothkopf199There are many sports in the Winter Olympics, all with varying levels of sex appeal. Cross country skiing is on the…
Feb 12 2018102/12/18Burlington Mayor Denounces White Supremacist Group Following DemonstrationJoanna Rothkopf18On Saturday, demonstrators from the white supremacist group Patriot Front walked up Burlington, Vermont’s Main…
Feb 8 2018172/8/18 In 2006, Fergie Said Quentin Tarantino Bit Her on Set of Planet Terror [Updated]Joanna Rothkopf118In companion footage for the horror double feature Grindhouse—comprised of the Quentin Tarantino-directed Death Proof…
Feb 5 2018132/5/18 Doritos to Launch a Softer Chip for Women, But What About for Those of Us Who Want to Chew on Glass?Joanna Rothkopf139Men consume chips with a vigor reserved for those who have never feared for their safety on an open-air bridge; who…