Skin is very important. Sure, it’s the largest organ in your body, but I’m talking about important stuff right now—achieving perfect skin with the help of beauty products.
A Clairol television commercial for Nice ‘n Easy hair dye has been banned in the United Kingdom for misrepresenting Christina Hendricks’ dye job. Whoops!
With Kate Middleton’s recent destruction of her wonderful, perfect hair, we have yet another example of why bangs are the scourge of humanity. Look, I get the impulse. You want to do something different with your hair! But you don’t want to cut it all off, and good highlights are expensive, plus all of that bleaching…
There were not nearly enough sluts at Amber Rose’s Slutwalk in Los Angeles on Saturday. The event had 15,000 registrants but the crowd felt more the size of a high school dance. I decided to ask some unnecessary cops milling around how many people they thought were in the crowd. One cop said 500. One cop said 300. One…
Women are waiting four months to purchase this aggressively boring $235 dress. This seems silly. Online retailer MM.LaFleur is scrambling to restock “the Tory” as over 1,000 people sit on a waiting list. Orders are expected to be delivered in January 2016.
Welcome back to our review of subscription beauty boxes. Which ones are worth it? Which ones are full of junk? Reader Brandi Morgan Kirchgessner guides us through this world of mystery treats. Here’s what she’s received recently.
One frozen January evening in 2010, I shoved a pair of pajama shorts, a decade-old sports bra, worn-down sneakers, and an 8-year-old tee shirt from a dorm dance into a backpack and trudged through the Chicago winter to the nearest gym. I mounted a treadmill, suddenly aware that I’d never been on a treadmill before. I…
To be honest, there’s almost no information available on why this happened, where this happened, when this happened, or the identity of this very P.O.’d woman, but who even cares because has anything more tragic ever occurred in the pursuit of frizz-free definition and flexible control?
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A new study shows that we’re all a bunch of gross makeup hoarders who don’t know when to throw things away. In a survey about the makeup routines of 4,052 consumers by new cosmetics company Stowaway, it was discovered that most of us continue to use old, expired products like HEATHENS.
Whenever I wear makeup—which is nearly every day, even when I don’t leave the safe confines of my studio apartment and venture out into the world, because the Equal Rights Amendment never passed and the patriarchy still runs this bitch—I do so begrudgingly.