Have you heard of this lip contouring makeup technique? It’s obviously something that only exists on Instagram and not IRL because are you fucking kidding me? What if you want to kiss or eat or slob on some knob, you know? The jig will be up, immediately. Let us not bother actually trying this, but instead join together in watching/making fun of some people (or are they AIs?) trying to convince us that this is a thing we might ever want to do.
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