Welcome back to Deep Cuts. Please buy this hot junk that’s on sale so that we can’t.

Ombré Five Piece Nail Polish Set, $13 (was $22) Um, four out of five could be considered “new,” guys. Check your work.

Doris Footbed Sandals, $24.99 A jerk at work who shall remain nameless has these and they are infuriatingly perfect.
Long Line Ribbed Henley T-Shirt, $14.99 (was $29.95) One reviewer writes: "NECKLINE TOOOO WIDE AND SUPER LOW." Good thing or bad thing?
Don't buy this shit. But it's a cute way to hang unframed art, right?
Double Midi Ring, $10.50 (was $15) This is one of those rings you see on a cool lady and think, "How does she do it?"
Lyda Baby Flower-Embroidered Bib, $10 (was $16) It's probably not even worth ten dollars, BUT Barney's packaging is so nice, you're sure to impress everyone at the baby shower. We'll never tell.
South Coast Joggers, $69.95 (were $128) To go with those jerk shoes.
19th. Century Astrological Print "Seasons," $205.99 (was $595) I was kind of kidding with this at first, but it's growing on me.

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