Welcome back to Deep Cuts where we make fun of a bunch of hot junk that’s on sale and then secretly buy it anyway.

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Re:Named Ice Cream Bow Crop Top, $25.50 (was $51) For when you really want to be funny-looking.

Brave Soul Ribbed Sweater Dress, $33 (was $54) No, but in all seriousness, this is perfect for fall and winter.
Belle Panty Set of 3, $25 (were $65) Don't wait for Santa to re-up your drawers.
A book by photographer Nigel Barker who you might remember from such television shows as America's Next Top Model and America's Other Next Top Model, $24.99 (was $40)
Candela Hewins Heels, $149.95 (were $290) I wouldn't be caught dead in these but I will hopefully be caught dead in these:
The Jess Oxford, $60 with code "EXTRA40," (were $148)
Stila Magnificent Metals Foil Finish Eye Shadow, $12 with code "LAYERUP," (was $32) This was found on sale at J. Crew which just goes to show you that you don't really know shit about online bargain hunting compared to some people.
Diamond Ring in Silver, $129.95 (was $180) Proposers, LISTEN UP: If you are skerred and can't commit to buying a real ring but you want to keep the proposal a surprise and do the whole on-one-knee with a ring thing, get this. It'll do, for now. Muahahaha....*tents fingers*

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