Welcome back to Deep Cuts. Please buy this hot junk that’s on sale so that we can’t.

Facelace Beauty Sparks, $6 (were $9) What the fuck is this? No, wait, what the fuck is this?

Derek Lam Platform Wedge Sandals, $69.50 (were $375) All shoes at Barney’s Warehouse are 40-50% off the sale price. And these come in burgundy, too.

Formula X Transformers Top Coats, $6 (were $12.50) These are my faves.


Gentleman Shower Curtain, $13.99 (was $19.90) One Lumberjack, please.
Nona Wrap Maxi Skirt, $39.95 with code EXTRAEXTRA (was $98) One reviewer calls this skirt “unusual and elegant,” just like YOU.
Faux Real Ring Set, $14 (was $35) Haha, just kidding, obviously.

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