Every Friday we round up some hot junk that’s on sale. Welcome to Deep Cuts.

Park Lane Stud Strap Flatform Sandals, $29 (were $48) Ever do that thing where you hate someone SO much that you seduce them just to see how limitless a human you can be? That’s how I feel about these shoes.

Bronze Perfect CC Cream, $11 (was $26) It's almost summer so this is A-OK.
All Lovely Things: A Field Journal for The Objects That Define Us, $7.99 (was $16) Make filling this book with doodles your new hobby; it's not like you have anything else going on.
Deep Cuts: I Actually Bought Some of This Shit, Ugh

Who Cares? Free fifty free. The back of this shirt is hideous, but I just wanted to let you know I have a crush on a picture of 85% of a person who probably didn’t even dress himself and therefore can’t be credited with the bold choice in shorts.

The Kink Skinny Jean, $61.60 (were $88) I made a pact with myself that if I ever bought anything while putting this column together, I'd show you. So here you go. I'm embarrassed because they're not even discounted that much but I could not help myself. Wouldn't they look great with these shoes...
The Lois Heel, $84.99 (were $168) CALLING ALL BIG FEET: Only sizes 9, 10 & 11 are left.
Janela Belt, $29.98 (was $58) This is great because it has my name in it.
Ludi Shoulder Chain, $20 (was $40) I don't even know when I'm joking any more. Like, this is horrible but also it's hilarious and being funny is hot, so...

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