Welcome back to Deep Cuts where we make fun of a bunch of stuff that’s on sale and then secretly buy it anyway.

Honeydew Intimates Lace Panties, $12.60 (were $18) “A crossover lace waistband brings a layered look to these bold Honeydew Intimates panties. Open gusset.” She said “open gusset.”

Forager Co. Braided Leather Dog Leash, $49.99 (was $89) Look, I don't have a dog and don't claim to know what a good deal is on a lovely dog leash, but I'll tell you what: walk your dog up to me on this and I might stop to pet it. The leash, I mean.
Smashbox Lip Gloss Trio, $18 ($45 value) Just found out Macy's does free shipping on all beauty purchases. This might create a problem.
Long Lightweight Cami, $21 (was $28) Why did everyone stop making these? No, wait. Why did everyone stop making THESE:
Nordstrom Rib Knit Stirrup Leggings, $7.48 (were $38) I just bought a pair so I'm sorry if the selection is now limited.
Stella McCartney Silk Pajamas, $110 (were $220) Perfection. Here are the bottoms.
Kobbler Suede Fringe Flatforms, $60 (were $110) These are cute. Sue me.
Leather Passport Holder, $14.99 (was $29) Be that chick at customs.
Armenta Carved Emerald Stacking Ring, $1,495 (was $2,990) On what planet is this a "stacking" ring? I'm not saying I'd kick it out of bed, but still.

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