Deep Cuts: Burn It All DownJane Marie6/12/15 11:00amFiled to: women be shoppinfashionmakeupclothesjewelry898EditSend to EditorsPromoteShare to KinjaGo to permalinkWelcome back to Deep Cuts. Please buy this hot junk that’s on sale so that we can’t.Woodcut Calligraphy Sign, $28 (was $44) Throw that top one in the fireplace and the bottom one on the mantel.Moto Mom Jeans, $35 (were $70) These are my favorite jeans. Seriously. AX Paris Plus Duster Coat, $63 (was $95) Not enough clothes come in the color of Silly Putty.Crystaltastic Nails, $19 (were $40) These are so ugly that I think they might be pretty again.Cut-Out Flower Shell Top, $24 (was $84) So delicate. Nook Shelf, $99.99 (was $169) Or come over and build this for me? I'll make you lemonade and let you take your shirt off.Silk Chiffon Dress, $79.99 (was $365) My sister Nancy wore this when she was a groomsman and pretty much killed it.Guess what this is. Guess. Do it. Don't click the link, just guess.Splat Ombre Hair Color, $7.99 (was $10.99) I'm like 99% sure this is super ugly and 1% sure I have no idea what I'm talking about.Chanel Necklace, $1,595 I will do literally anything for this. ANYTHING. Whatever just popped into your head? The answer is, "Yes, I'll do it." Contact the author at email@example.com.