Welcome back to Deep Cuts. Please buy this hot junk that’s on sale so that we can’t.
Woodcut Calligraphy Sign, $28 (was $44) Throw that top one in the fireplace and the bottom one on the mantel.
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| Moto Mom Jeans, $35 (were $70) These are my favorite jeans. Seriously. |
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| AX Paris Plus Duster Coat, $63 (was $95) Not enough clothes come in the color of Silly Putty. |
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| Crystaltastic Nails, $19 (were $40) These are so ugly that I think they might be pretty again. |
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| Cut-Out Flower Shell Top, $24 (was $84) So delicate. |
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| Nook Shelf, $99.99 (was $169) Or come over and build this for me? I'll make you lemonade and let you take your shirt off. |
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| Silk Chiffon Dress, $79.99 (was $365) My sister Nancy wore this when she was a groomsman and pretty much killed it. |
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| Guess what this is. Guess. Do it. Don't click the link, just guess. |
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| Splat Ombre Hair Color, $7.99 (was $10.99) I'm like 99% sure this is super ugly and 1% sure I have no idea what I'm talking about. |
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| Chanel Necklace, $1,595 I will do literally anything for this. ANYTHING. Whatever just popped into your head? The answer is, "Yes, I'll do it." |
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