Welcome back to Deep Cuts where we are only half-joking about buying some of this hot junk that’s on sale.

Lapis Cluster Ring, $16.99 (was $26) I had a similar ring on the other night and then I started doing something that, ahem, you can’t wear cocktail rings to do so I took it off and now I can’t find it.

Here comes that outfit, ready?

Deep Cuts: A Whole New Outfit Awaits the Tiniest Person With the Biggest Feet

Rag & Bone Sleeveless Silk Top, $39 (was $325) Only size XS is left. Pair this with:

Deep Cuts: A Whole New Outfit Awaits the Tiniest Person With the Biggest Feet

Rag & Bone Skinny Surf Jean, $89.50 (were $225) I’m kind of only showing you these so I can let you know that Scoop has an extra 50% off all sale items right now. Finish the outfit with these:

Deep Cuts: A Whole New Outfit Awaits the Tiniest Person With the Biggest Feet

J. Crew Scalloped Suede Flats, $56.24 with code “SHOPNOW” (were $128)

Deep Cuts: A Whole New Outfit Awaits the Tiniest Person With the Biggest Feet

Urban Decay Eyeshadow Primer Potion, $10 (was $20) We were just talking about this yesterday. I have a love/hate relationship with this stuff — sometimes it’s TOO sticky and makes blending impossible. But it does help brightly colored shadows stick and pop.

Deep Cuts: A Whole New Outfit Awaits the Tiniest Person With the Biggest Feet

Red Wine Grilling Planks, $10 (were $18) Huh? Don’t ask me! I saw the word “wine” and stopped reading.

Deep Cuts: A Whole New Outfit Awaits the Tiniest Person With the Biggest Feet

Obi Leather Belt, $14.98 (was $59) This is the kind of accessory where you’re like, “Do I really need this?” And then once you have it you feel like your former self was an idiot for not knowing that, yes, you really need this.

Deep Cuts: A Whole New Outfit Awaits the Tiniest Person With the Biggest Feet

Acacia Embroidered Jumpsuit, $$99.95 (was $188) Someone get married in this but please, for the love of god, find different shoes.

Deep Cuts: A Whole New Outfit Awaits the Tiniest Person With the Biggest Feet

Illuminated Porcelain Bear Head, $64.99 (was $129) Show of hands: who here does not have a cruelty-free animal head on their wall? Anyone? Anyone?


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