First off, it is a truth universally acknowledged that the top entry in the Jenny Craig songbook is 1-800-97Jenny. Can’t touch those syllables.

Secondly, have you ever seen the last two and a half seconds of this thing dozens of times in a row?


I labeled my last image file for this comic “weird end part with bird and parking lot”.

Sara Lautman is a cartoonist. Her drawings and comics have appeared in The Los Angeles Review of Books, The Awl, Bitch Magazine, The Morning News, The Rumpus and elsewhere. She lives in Baltimore.