Skin is very important. Sure, it’s the largest organ in your body, but I’m talking about important stuff right now—achieving perfect skin with the help of beauty products.
The first time I wondered if I was possibly doing something wrong was when, while watching TV, I absently reached down to the second toe on my right foot and realized that my entire toenail had detached itself and was hanging on by the thinnest of cuticles, like a dingy white flag. I pulled it off painlessly and…
Above left, a look from the Yeezy Spring ‘16 line; Right, an affordable alternative.
A Clairol television commercial for Nice ‘n Easy hair dye has been banned in the United Kingdom for misrepresenting Christina Hendricks’ dye job. Whoops!
With Kate Middleton’s recent destruction of her wonderful, perfect hair, we have yet another example of why bangs are the scourge of humanity. Look, I get the impulse. You want to do something different with your hair! But you don’t want to cut it all off, and good highlights are expensive, plus all of that bleaching…
There were not nearly enough sluts at Amber Rose’s Slutwalk in Los Angeles on Saturday. The event had 15,000 registrants but the crowd felt more the size of a high school dance. I decided to ask some unnecessary cops milling around how many people they thought were in the crowd. One cop said 500. One cop said 300. One…
Women are waiting four months to purchase this aggressively boring $235 dress. This seems silly. Online retailer MM.LaFleur is scrambling to restock “the Tory” as over 1,000 people sit on a waiting list. Orders are expected to be delivered in January 2016.
Last night the acrylic nails came off in a fit of rage over how expensive they are to maintain. This morning there are no regrets, except for how awful they look and feel.
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Welcome back to our review of subscription beauty boxes. Which ones are worth it? Which ones are full of junk? Reader Brandi Morgan Kirchgessner guides us through this world of mystery treats. Here’s what she’s received recently.
Tuesday night’s episode of WAGS featured a garment that is truly not for the meek. Cast member Natalie Halcro rocked this little number which appears to be a crochet dress with two waist-high slits on either side.
One frozen January evening in 2010, I shoved a pair of pajama shorts, a decade-old sports bra, worn-down sneakers, and an 8-year-old tee shirt from a dorm dance into a backpack and trudged through the Chicago winter to the nearest gym. I mounted a treadmill, suddenly aware that I’d never been on a treadmill before. I…
To be honest, there’s almost no information available on why this happened, where this happened, when this happened, or the identity of this very P.O.’d woman, but who even cares because has anything more tragic ever occurred in the pursuit of frizz-free definition and flexible control?
Went to the county fair yesterday. Got a henna tattoo á la Rihanna on my hand and a couple of Cadillac margaritas. Guess which decision is filling me with regret today?
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A new study shows that we’re all a bunch of gross makeup hoarders who don’t know when to throw things away. In a survey about the makeup routines of 4,052 consumers by new cosmetics company Stowaway, it was discovered that most of us continue to use old, expired products like HEATHENS.
Whenever I wear makeup—which is nearly every day, even when I don’t leave the safe confines of my studio apartment and venture out into the world, because the Equal Rights Amendment never passed and the patriarchy still runs this bitch—I do so begrudgingly.